Either way, I thought you might enjoy these....some of you might recognize the first one.
Dan: [After overhearing the IHC team meeting]
You should go get me some popcorn.
Me: No, I'm comfy.
Dan: huh...Jeff seems to think we have a good thing going...but now I just don't know.
Me: [makes popcorn]
Dan: Are you jealous that I can call Jeff "Jeff" and Khona "Khona"?
Me: No.
Dan: You should be. It means they like me better.
Me: [eye roll]
Me: [laughing because I am beating both him and my mom at cards]
Dan: I don't think this is how a black belt would act.
Me: I'm not a Black Belt.
Dan: Well not with that attitude. Do I need to call Jeff?
Me: [scowls and stops laughing]
Me: [training at home, early morning]
Dan: I'm going to run out.
Me: Ok, can I make you a coffee to go?
Dan: No, no.....you just carry on with your Kungfoolery.
Dan: We should think of something you can do to end your day with Kung Fu on a positive note.
Me: Why? I'm fine. Just a bit tired.
Dan: Really? You're sure? You're not feeling even a little bit down because your side heel is total garbage and you biffed real hard on your plyo box this morning?
Me: [dead faced stare]
This is what I have to deal with Team. Every. Single. Day. 😉
Even though you have to make popcorn, you do have a good thing going with Dan. Don't underestimate the value of your efforts when it comes to getting him to recognize the benefits of your kung fu. We all can learn a lot from you.
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